I’m Jote.

Yorkshire-born, permanently of the opinion that I should be spoiled, and not particularly interested in correcting that belief.

I like the countryside, lakes, and looking at the stars (don’t ask me to name them — I just like how they look). I play too many RPGs, Final Fantasy especially, and I get through an embarrassing number of fantasy novels. None of this is an invitation to bond with me over it. It’s simply part of the scenery.

I have a dry sense of humour, a short attention span for boredom, and very little patience for poor manners. If you’re here, you’re expected to add to my life, not drain it.

Be interesting. Be generous. Be good.

Rules

1. Tributes and gifts come first. Attention is earned, not demanded.

2. I am not your free entertainment, therapist, or gaming buddy.

3. Politeness is non-negotiable. Bratty is my job, not yours.

4. Time-wasters will be ignored. Thoroughly.

5. If I give you attention, treat it like the privilege it is.

6. Surprise me nicely and I may soften. Bore me and I won’t.

That’s really all there is to it.

Behave accordingly, and we might get along.

About Me